I've been applying for a job here in Metro Manila for quite sometime already and below are the common responses by human resources that an applicant won't get hired:
Victor Potenciano
HR: Sir, may nag-refer po ba sa inyo?
Applicant: Wala po pero I got the hiring information online.
HR: online po?
Applicant: Opo, sa internet, sa website ninyo.
HR: (pretending to flip the papers inside the applicant's folder) Wala po pala kayong IV Therapy, priority po kasi namin yung may IV Therapy na.
Applicant: "At referral di ba?"
HR: Mismo!
(Buking! Nepotismo yun ah!hahaha!)
Medical Center Manila
Applicant: Saan po ilalagay yung resume at mga requirements ko?
HR: Dun sa box katabi ng trash can.
(Prangkahan na! hahaha!)
Manila Doctors
HR: Saan ka graduate?
Applicant: Sa Leyte po.
HR: Ganun ba? Punta ka muna sa Nursing Service, tanong mo kung may hiring sila.
Applicant: Ok po.
(At the Nursing Service)
Applicant: Pinapunta po ako dito ng HR para magtanong kung may hiring.
Nursing Service: Tumawag nga lang yung HR, pinasasabi na wala na daw hiring.
(Pakisabi rin sa HR na MARAMING SALAMAT ah!hahaha!)
Cardinal Santos
HR: Madali lang yung hiring process, once you pass the written exam, interview ka agad. Mas mabilis kesa sa ibang hospitals.
Applicant: Kelan po yung written exam?
HR: Sa April 2009, 9:00 AM, please be here early and bring black ballpen.
(Early ba kamo! Pwede bukas nandito na ako, ok ba? hahaha!)
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